Heading to Den Haag and want to know more about the sex trade here?
The capital of the South of Holland, Den Haag (or The Hague) is home to around a million Dutch citizens and is a popular tourist and commercial hub. Competing for the business of locals and visitors, the sex industry in Den Haag is a vibrant one and reflects the liberal laws of The Netherlands.
In this guide, we take a look at the popular venues in this rich and diverse city.
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A Guide to Sex in The Hague
Let’s start with a look at some of the top ‘private houses’, aka brothels and bordellos.
Den Haag Brothels
Diane’s Secret
Laan van Nieuw Oost-Indië 200A, 2593 CC Den Haag
Tel: +31 70 347 6318
Referred to by regulars as the ‘Temple of Love’, Diane’s Secret is an oasis in the busy city of Den Haag. A small private house with luxury and traditional stylings, the house is ornate but cosy and offers a range of themed rooms. Each exquisitely decorated with comfortable accessories, they are lavish and luxurious. The VIP ‘Jungle Room’ is a particular favorite and features lush foliage, leopard print throws and carpets as well as primitive stone stylings.
Rates are charged as follows with ‘sex lessons’ also offered:
| Duration | Themed Room | VIP Room |
| 30 minutes | €80 | – |
| 45 minutes | €115 | – |
| 60 minutes | €150 | €165 |
| 90 minutes | €230 | – |
| 120 minutes | €300 | €330 |
The opening hours for Diane’s Secret are as follows:
- Monday to Thursday: 11.00am to 11.00pm
- Friday and Saturday: 11.00am to 12.00am
- Sunday: 12.00pm to 6.00pm
Maison Prive
Valeriusstraat 18A, 2517 HR Den Haag
Tel: +31 70 346 3219
The ladies at the Maison Prive are an experienced bunch who are used to servicing newcomers and seasoned regulars. The prices reflect the experience of the guest and you can simply drop in for a 15 minute quickie or select a threesome service. They service guests in one of several elegantly styled rooms or can visit you in your hotel (minimum charge of two hours applies). Founded in 1961, Maison Prive offers great service at a good price and can accommodate many requests including BDSM. The resident mistress charges €240 per hour.
You can enjoy happy hour Tuesday to Thursday between 5pm and 6pm for just $100 or rates are charged as follows:
- 15 minutes – €50
- 30 minutes – €80
- 45 minutes – €110
- 60 minutes – €140
A room charge of $40 is also payable to the house.
The opening hours for Maison Prive are as follows:
- Monday to Thursday: 12.00pm to 11.00pm
- Friday: 12.00pm to 12.00am
- Saturday and Sunday: 12.00pm to 8.00pm
Den Haag Sex Clubs
Casa Cherde
Bezuidenhoutseweg 383, 2594 AS Den Haag
Tel: +31 70 389 3944
A brothel with a difference, the Casa Cherde is an open sex house; sort of like indoor dogging. People who come here can have sex in the open rooms and watch and be watched by other guests. There is the option to take girls to a private room if you prefer but that sort of spoils what is a unique environment.
The concept is simple, you pay €75 for half hour or €140 per hour to enjoy yourself how you please. The main areas have adult films running as well as any live action that is taking place and you can select from any one of the half dozen girls who are on shift. Ranging in age from 20 to 50 years old, there are a mix of nationalities (though quite a lot of South American women).
The club opens from Monday to Saturday from 11.00am until 10.00pm (closing at 5.00pm on Saturdays).
BDSM House of Submission
Thomsonlaan 109A, 2565 HZ Den Haag
Tel: +31 65 220 7513
Catering for a specific niche in Den Haag, the House of Submission is run by resident mistress, Kate. In her purpose built BDSM dungeon private house, she (and her carefully selected dominatrices) provide a range of sexual services, including (but not limited to):
- Caning, spanking and whipping
- Forced exhibitionism
- Strap-on play
- Ball-busting, bondage and trampling
- Crossdressing
- Golden shower
- Electro-play
The House of Submission caters for newcomers who are curious as well as those who are experienced fetishists.
Open daily between 10.00 and 11.00pm, you need to make an appointment.
Den Haag Strip Clubs
Mayfair
Bilderdijkstraat 108, 2513 CS Den Haag
Tel: +31 70 360 7996
The Mayfair Club is a gentleman’s club by night and a private house by day. Up until 10pm each day, you can visit the premises and select a girl to have sex with but after this time, the venue transforms into a strip and nightclub. There is still the promise of sex but you are invited to spend time in the bar to enjoy the shows and to treat the girls to champagne.
Club Mayfair charges €20 for entry with a free drink. The dress code is smart and will certainly help you attract more attention if you adhere to it well.
The strip club runs from Tuesday to Thursday, 10pm until 3am and Friday/Saturday until 4am.
Breeze
Badhuisweg 3, 2587 CA Den Haag
Formerly Club Live, Breeze is an erotic nightclub in Den Haag that has a range of entertainment on offer. The main draws are the striptease and pole dance performers; all well choreographed, the dancers are very talented and will mesmerise guests. The club gets very busy and is popular with locals as well as visiting tourists. The latter are often large groups of hens and stags who take advantage of the many deals that Breeze offer for big groups and parties.
The atmosphere here is always charged and the club runs regular events to keep their fans satisfied. You can get a lap dance for around €50 in a private room or guests can also have a public stage lap dance for €75.
Guests must be 21 years and over and it is a requirement that all guests purchase a drink when they are inside the club. The club is open every Friday and Saturday night from 11.00pm.
Massage Parlours
Massage World
Weimarstraat 106, 2562 HB Den Haag
Tel: +31 70 365 5000
Specialising in erotic adult body rubs this large parlour in Den Haag is one of a chain of venues across the Netherlands, Belgium and Germany. The Den Haag location offers a range of erotic massage services including:
- Body to Body Massage
- Thai Massage
- Nuru Massage
- Tantra Massage
- Duo Massage
- Lingham Massage
- Prostate Massage
- Bondage Massage
Massage World employs around 25 professional masseurs and masseuses who work in Den Haag. Each having their own specialties you can request the services of anyone you find online but you will need to make a booking to avoid disappointment.
Prices vary depending on what service you are requesting but they do run regular promotions with the current offer being for 90 minutes of body to body massage for €150
The rooms are modern and are all equipped with a whirlpool bath and shower facilities. Many are themed but all have a comfortable massage bed.
Massage World is open Monday to Friday from 10.00am to 10.00pm and Saturdays/Sundays from midday.
Warie Thai
Weimarstraat 363, 2562 HL Den Haag
Tel: 31 70 360 8009
The Warie Thai massage salon is relatively new in Den Haag but has been receiving some good reviews. There are half a dozen masseuses ranging in nationality from Thai to Spanish and Polish.
A 60 minute massage will cost you €60 or you can try the Nuru massage with full service for €120. Rooms are clean, well-appointed and offer the convenience of a shower before and after your session.
Warie Thai Massage is open seven days a week between the hours of 11.00am to 10.00pm (Sunday close, 9.00pm).
Den Haag Escorts
Escort Den Haag
+31 70 808 0239
If variety is the spice of life then things just got a little more full of flavour at Escort Den Haag. Offering the services of a wide range of escorts in the city, the agency has a good selection of high-class call girls. From curvy to petite, blonde and brunettes to Dutch girls and Latina girls, the choice is as varied as the tricks they can turn. The agency can even organise you a BDSM mistress for an outcall service. Usually available within an hour, most escorts can provide erotic massage as part of their service.
Escort Girls
+31 68 286 7450
Another fine selection of high end escorts awaits on the Escort Girls Den Haag website. Available within an hour to any hotel in the city, the girls are all well-educated and can offer more than just a quick shack-up. Many men use the services of an escort to provide bookending for an evening out. Arriving to meet you at your hotel, your escort can give you a quick blowjob before joining you for some sightseeing and a meal out. Return to your hotel room for a more languorous way to get your money’s worth. This kind of service will cost you up to €540 (up to 4 hours) whereas a single hour will cost you €180.
Featured image via Flickr.
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